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It is easy to become numb to the ongoing insanity.

It has almost become comical the various and sundry quack “cures” for covid.

Almost.

Over the last few days I have learned that inhaling betadine, hydrogen peroxide and/or gargling onion juice will protect against the virus-that-is-just-like-a-bad-flu. Onion juice. Why onion juice? It seems to me that garlic should be the seasoning of choice. After all ,it has a long standing history of protecting against vampire infestations. But it seems only onion juice protects against deadly viruses. Who’d have known?

On the flip side, according to Mr Flynn there is a nefarious plot new that is adding vaccines surreptitiously to salad dressings. Yes, that is right. Our salad dressings are now filled with covid vaccine. I have a couple of questions pertaining to this new onslaught against our freedoms. Which type of salad dressings? Ranch? Vinaigrette? Caesar? What happens if there are onions in the salad? Will that negate the vaccine, or perhaps enhance it’s efficacy? Why salad dressing to begin with. Why not mustard or ketchup?

If our salads are not safe from the liberal-commie-socialists in their quest for public health what on earth is????